A man came and sat next to me

[tenrec]

on the bus. He stank of stale p!ss. What would you have done? I was hemmed in as I was in the window seat. Luckily I was getting off quite soon. Going for a bath. Back later!

[marval]

Say I smell you are p!ssed, now do the off bit.

[snags]

All part of the joys of public transport.

[Paulineq]

That's a horrible thing to say tenrec, the other day a group of kids were on the bus shouting similar things to a man and the man eventually burst into tears and opened his bathrobe so everyone could see his urine collecting pouch as he's had bladder cancer and had just had a urostomy.
Please be more open minded and kind to others needs in future

[tinkerbell23]

*moussaka

[tinkerbell23]

Wrong thread pmsl sorry x

[China Doll]

He was wearing a bathrobe on the bus? Did he have a Strigaforme on his shoulder as well?

[Paulineq]

No urostomy.

[Paulineq]

Cginadoll it was the bus from the hospital, there were also people with walking sticks and casts, hardly something to laugh at is it? Not everyone can afford minicabs

[craft1948]

I remember once flying into Gatwick and the landing itself was quite horrendous, it quickly became clear that the poor old man sitting next to me had crapped himself................I felt extremely sorry for him but was glad to get away.

[Maydup]

Someone with a pefectly functioning pouch and well enough to be out and about on public transport is not going to smell of stale p!ss pauline.

Tenrec - I'd have got up and stood if I'd had to and luckily you were getting of the bus, enjoy your bath.

[Paulineq]

Maidup are you calling me a liar? I know what I've seen, heard and experienced thank you very much!

[snags]

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[237SJ]

If it was a choice between that and someone wearing Angel by Thierry Mugler, I`d settle for the stale p!ss.

[Mick-Talbot]

Yep .....10 out of 10 now

[Maydup]

Tenrec was talking about someone who sat next to him on the bus, not you. This person stank of stale p!ss . Why is that a horrible thing to say, it was fact.

I was just pointing out that someone with a medical problem wouldn't necessarily smell of stale p!ss that's all.

[Paulineq]

Maidup and I'm saying that this person could have had a medical problem to consider.
Do you not agree that a little consideration should have been given?

[sherrardk]

Sorry all, but I've got a really weak stomach and someone sitting next to me smelling of pee would make me gag regardless of if it was because they were unwell or if they were dirty.

[jno]

memo to self, don't eat tinks's moussaka

[Maydup]

Not if its stale pauline.

And I only answered this time because you asked me a question - I'm not arguing with you any more.

[B00]

He did give him some consideration- he didn't say owt.

Whether the guy had a medical condition or not, it doesn't make stale pee smell any sweeter!