Any suggestions please?

[missprim]

One of my daughters should have had a baby 2 days ago but it's obviously quite happy where he/she is.
For several reasons we would love the baby to be born tomorrow but my suggestion of letting a banger off behind her doesn't seem to be the right thing to do!!
Do you have any suggestions that are more feasible than mine?

[EcclesCake]

My midwife friends recommend a sh@g and a curry......doubt there's any truth in it but at least the mother to be has had a good evening!

[excelsior-1]

a very hot bath?

it worked for someone i knew years ago.

[Barmaid]

lol Eccles, before I saw your answer I was going to suggest a curry followed by sex. I suggested this when my first goddaughter was born. Then I suggested a good brisk walk up the hill behind the house. Then she had to be induced........

[missprim]

Well I think she probably had a curry last night as she brought the left over Naan bread round.
Not sure I feel very comfortable phoning my daughter and telling her to go and have a good sh@g :-) Although she might be shocked to hear me say that and the shock might start her off.

[Jules001]

I was two weeks overdue with one of mine, had an appointment to be induced on the Tuesday, but on the sunday had a nice long walk in the morning and then sex in the afternoon - he was born just before midnight!

[excelsior-1]

whenever it happens ....
please pass on my congratulations to her.

[EcclesCake]

Go for it Miss Prim. Just think of the stories......you couldn't tell......

[bednobs]

my friend gave herself a sweep. *shudder*

[tonyav]

Yep, a good bonk should sort that out.

[Mamyalynne]

Someone will be along with a besom now bednobs lol

[tonyav]

What the hell is a ''sweep'' ?

[Baldric]

My OH was a Midwife for 30+ yrs, she reckons Eccles idea is OK, and agrees with the 'good evening' bit.

[missprim]

The midwife offered her a sweep on Tuesday and I had visions of someone with a broom like a chimney sweep uses!
Have just phoned her and made the suggestion of a sh@g and yes she was shocked and said 'I can't believe you just said that!'
So watch this space!

[missprim]

Just looked up besom Mamya and it brought tears to my eyes :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Tony, leave it hun.

[EcclesCake]

Fingers crossed for you and yours Miss Prim.

If nothing else you've made her laugh.

[tonyav]

Well I can't either ( not with a name like missprim ) lol.

[tonyav]

Okey dokey, mamya ( anything for you ).

[DTCwordfan]

get gness to visit your daughter.

The baby will be out of her nest so quick that she would be classified as being born yesterday.

[Sqad]

missprim.....no! no! no!...the midwife doesn't have the sh@g, your daughter does......