Necrophilia

[Hymie]

While out walking through his fields, a French farmer spotted a young couple making love in the open air. On closer inspection of the lovers, he noticed that the woman was dead.

Having overcome his initial shock, he ran back towards his farm-house to get help. As luck would have it, he came across a policeman before reaching the house. Out of breath, he explained to the officer what he had seen. The farmer took the policeman to the field, where they both watched as the man continued to make love to the dead woman – oblivious to their presence.

Having witnessed this, the policeman ran to the nearby doctors home and returned with the doctor. All three were now observing the scene of the young man making love to the dead woman – the doctor stepped forward to get a really close look at the couple, and then returned to the police officer & farmer.

The doctor said to them both ‘Do not worry, the woman she is not dead at all – she is English.’

[benny3008]

not sure why, I saw the word 'Necrophilia' and thought 'oooh i wonder what this post is like!' strange.

[askyourgran]

Did Nick 'le bonsai' Sarkozy tell you that. lol

[Jemisa]

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