i'm on hold

[mccfluff]

have been for 18 minutes

just thought i'd thrill you with that seeing as i can;t be arsed to use twitter

[cazzz1975]

twitter is a bit shitey

[Barmaid]

I bet you are getting really sick of the horrid piped music interspersed with "your call is important to us, please continue to hold".

[SlackAlice]

I'm on hold as well, must be phoning same place. Mines the dentist.

[Ankou]

18 minutes, gosh 36 pence already

[rowanwitch]

even worse when they suggest you try their website...9 times out of ten I am trying to phone them because something when wrong when I used their s0dden website in the first place

[mccfluff]

25 minutes now, barsted banks

[mccfluff]

oh wow i'm being put through to an escalation officer.....

[Ankou]

ooh, high up then

[ChuckFickens]

Does that mean you get to listen to lift music instead of hold music?

[rowanwitch]

its the bored bloke in the desk in the corner he will have the same script

[SlackAlice]

Nah, he just works the lifts

[mccfluff]

lol chuck

guess what, i'm back on hold, i pity the next person i speak to...

[tamborine]

time = money....send an email

[Ankou]

probably an ex news of the world journalist. be careful what you say

[mccfluff]

i am talking to someone now, he's very nice but he's not listening to a word i say, he has repeated the same thing about 4 times now and not answered my question

[Barmaid]

And every time you get transferred to someone you have to repeat your name, first line of address, postcode, date of birth, letters 3 5 and 7 of your security password, your mother's maiden name, one regular payment from your account, how many hairs you have on your right forearm, the number of moles on your left shoulder, how many times you blink a day and what you had for lunch a week ago last Friday.

[mccfluff]

and what colour colour nail varnish i have on my toes

thought that was a bit weird though, how could he check

[jackthehat]

Web cam.......!

Under your table!!