Do Aliens use

[McMouse]

CB for communication amongst themselves?

[mccfluff]

yes

[mccfluff]

but i wasn't supposed to tell you that

its a secret shhhhhhh

[sunny-dave]

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep ?

[jno]

I've always wondered if electric sheep dreamed of androids

[sunny-dave]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

[mccfluff]

androids dream of space invaders
elect ic sheep dream of astro turf
depends on the flavour, a strongy minty one ok, strawberry hubba bubba - no

[McMouse]

This is a serious thread. All this talk about gum chewing electric sheep dreaming of androids will only drive the alienist underground.

[Old_Geezer]

They would use alien band.

[sunny-dave]

Where is Alice Tickband when you need her?

[Wharton]

I chewbacca in bed

[Hopkirk]

If they aren't as advanced as us, they may still be at the amoeba or dinosaur stage. If they are more advanced they probably have telepathy.

I think it unlikely they have a radio with a microphone on a curly wire above their windscreen.

[mccfluff]

fancy that hopkirk, thats exactly how i imagine them

[jno]

or amoeba with telepathy, communicating their one-celled thoughts directly to fluff, who reproduces them here.

This would explain a lot

[humbersloop]

well now mcfluff's blown it, you might as well all join in..

http://www.sotonwss.o...freqs/frequencies.pdf

[mccfluff]

lol jno

come to think of it, it does explain a lot,

[Kiki-frog]

Wharton, is that when you fancy a little wookie?

[Wharton]

Just me and Hans Solo at the minute Kiki-frog.

[DTCwordfan]

How do you think the left hand side of me communicates to the right side - and vica versa?

[Wharton]

Probably via swings and roundabouts.