Wanted!

[carrust]

A cricket box, pair of cricket pads, some Kevlar body armour & a crash helmet.

Reason: As my partner was leaving the house I called her by ex wife's name.

I think I'm going to need the above when she gets back:-(((((((((

[Psybbo]

For a minute, I thought you were going to meet gness, but, gawd, that is so much worse. You need help!

[marval]

You will need that and more.

[carrust]

What are my chances of still having a manhood by tonight?

[anneasquith]

ill include you in my prayer list. :(

[marval]

It depends what sort of day she has. You might want to plan a nice surprise for her.

[Tilly2]

Did she slam the door as she left?

[tonyav]

Yer Dead.

[carrust]

She left the house in a marked manner tilly........

[Dee Sa]

book your ambulance now ! like hospital food do you ?

[anneasquith]

( plan a nice surprise ) ? id go for diplomatic immunity,

[tonyav]

LOL, get a suit of Armour.

[carrust]

Will they accept me at the Ecuadorian embassy?

[Psybbo]

Good thinking carrust

[mrs_overall]

Some questions I would like to ask:

1. Do you have an up to date passport?

2. Have you informed other family members of your wishes regarding your funeral?

3. How fast can you run?

[carrust]

Best thing I can do is get out of the way for a few hours; so it's diplomatic immunity on the allotment for me:-@

[mrs_overall]

Good idea carrust, although I think you will need to present her with more than a bunch of home grown carrots to make up for this one

[tinkerbell23]

My ex done that to me.

I was annoyed!

Very annoyed!!!

Presents will help x

[tonyav]

carrust, could you get a doctors note and claim tempory insanity.

[carrust]

How long will it be before I'm "back in the saddle"?
Can you buy bromide over the counter @ the chemist?

[joggerjayne]

I've got some body armour (don't ask!), but I think it might be a bit small for you.