I want a Fatboy!

[swedeheart]

Does anyone have a Fatboy Original ? If so, would you perform a small experiment for me please! Is it possible to mould Fatboy into a 90 degree angle lengthwise, i.e. the way you would "fold" it if you were to place it as temporary padding on a wooden settee? Thanks!

[swedeheart]

Have a seat, biddies, have a seat, yokel. You have arrived at the Department For Funny Furniture and you are most welcome. The crystal radio receiver in the corner is for tomorrow evening when we shall listen to Vinny's speech; I expect it will be something about fighting on the beaches.

Shaney would you please wrestle Neti to the ground and shove my avatars down her gullet:

neti one

neti two

...there!

[Robinia]

wheeeeeeeee....
<Robi comes flying in, arms outstretched, ready to land on beanbaaaa>......aaaagggggghhhh!!

charmin'! I thought we were all having squishy boys to loll on...hang on, is that one mine?

ooooh, grassyarse

[jno]

here, have mine, he won't fit in the new kitchen


http://funnyfunda.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 10/fattest.png

[swedeheart]

Well I didn't buy a Fatboy did I, so you biddies are gonna have to make do with the bench! Or you can bring your own chairs, like headmistress here! i'll take the couch

Sorry 'bout the link mess, I'm not used to Firefox yet. (The browser affects how you do the hyperlinking in Yahoo.)

*checks thread for new entries before submitting this one; kicks jno in the back of the other knee* (I kicked the first one back in Christmas)

[Dolly1308]

Thanks for the link Robi ,Kits' didn't work for me either . Well I'm sorry but I need somewhere a bit mora comfortable than that bench -I tend to do a lot of lolling around these days ! Off for breakfast now -porridge would you believe ! childhood memories surface ! bye for now

[Robinia]

well just for that picture jno should sit in the naughty corner....

....oh dear, wrong again

[shaneystar2]

Even if I had a Fatboy Original he would have to be pretty slim to fit into Shaney towers at the moment .
I have stuff everywhere .My men are back with what looks my Mum in laws more or less complete household sans the big furniture and stuff that we gave to the rellies over there .But it's still a hell of a lot of stuff to sort through . I shall probably still be sorting through it when they cart me off to an old folks home or some such place :))

I hope you are all well. Thanks Woofy for putting up with me and glad to see you are all clear Robinia with the moley .
I'm just off to have a nervous breakdown ..see you all soon

[netibiza]

Thanks everyone for facilitating the ride here. Kit try using Rich Text on your composing emails, I could never send links on Firefox until someone told me to change from Plain Text to Rich and all was OK. I'm back again on Firefox as I much prefer it.

[netibiza]

Oh just seen my avatars, like the pretty me with snow flakes!!!

[Robinia]

morning...oooh, flashbacks there of the cartloads of linen, china & glassware we cleared from my mum's house shaney....why does everything seem to double in size the minute you take it out of a cupboard?

Speaking of doubling in size, does my bum look big in this?
I do hope so, it'll be a first....

[Robinia]

hmmmm, back to that ole routine again are we?

bang on the lid or not ......?

[netibiza]

Well, it's no good me coming in here, every where I go on this site, I am always the last to answer and everone beggars orf, leaving me alone, it's happening as I speak in Chatterbank (or the topic which cannot be named!!!)

[Jude123]

Thanks for the Link, was it you who sent it Robi My mind's gone at the mo I have the lurgy or summat. Coughing, sneezing, sore throat, fed up, weepy down in the dumps and anything else you car to mention.
Like the jokey furniture. I must have missed something but was is a Fatboy. Ok sorry I've just clicked on the gift ideas above and found out. Don't really think I could get on witth one of them.
OOoooh my head I'm off will get back to you when I feel better. Bye for now !!

(Hope you are all feeling better than me).


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[netibiza]

aaah poor jude get well soon, snuggle up in your cosy bed and read "Tom Gordon" I'm waiting to find out!!!!

[woofgang]

hello all and thanks for the link. You won't believe this but the reason that I haven't been here I have been CLEANING....actiual houseowk (can't even spell it) My deart eldest Sis is coming to visit this weekend for the first time (we all used to meet up at Mums) and we have a dear friend coming the week after to go out on a boozy night with DH so I have reluctantly bitten the bullet and chased the dirt. Almost finished and the sense of virtue is overwhelming.
The goatherd thing was because we had a fad for having singalongs at the time (q poster posts first line) I posted a dancealong where you had to sing the lonely goatherd while doing the twist and someone (Robi, was it you?) posted that they had done their back in.
Anyway it was lovely to have you all visit.....here's to a better nicer 2009 (lifts glass) what....you don't have anything? that's a first (passes round the champers)
Cheers!

[swedeheart]

ROTFL at Woofy not even being able to spell housew- ...that horrible word - you're a kindred spirit. <Or not. Only a very sick mind could think that goatherd twist up.>

I decided on two simple chairs and carried one of them home today (couple of blocks). Was wondering if I would make it all the way home before people started making funny comments but no such luck - don't know why they say that stockholmers are aloof... (Really they aren't.)

Re Robi's bum chair, have you seen the male counterpart of hoping your something or other looks big in this: Does my... / Robi you'll keep us posted on Charlie's paw won't you. I don't want to hound (!) you by asking too often but we wanna know, don't we, biddies.

Thanks for the plain/rich text tip Neti, I'll have a look at that. <She saw my avatar! Now I can die in peace!>

Can't hear you yet Vinny. The natives are getting restless in front of this here radio so I've decided to open for you. Disclaimer: People with the lurgy and people with upcoming nervous breakdowns are warned that this may well tip them over the edge. this is me

[VINNY100_2]

Awwww biddys,im really sorry.
I set the ole thing up...but when I previewed it just wouldnt work.Are try again tomorrow...bloody Puttas..!!! I guess it must be to do with the music Im trying to play at the same time...or im saving it to the wrong files.anyways...thanks woofy fer a brill xmas gig...!must go to me bar and down a few becks..later dudes..!xxx

[VINNY100_2]

Bloomin eck..! (((*_*)))they all be in bed....
there wz me sweating...the swines..!
ere is me latest draw...helps if you play Pink floyds shine on you crazy diamond at the same time...and make sure you click Zooom.yo or you could carry on doing the Hooverin..instead...(:O)

[swedeheart]

Arrggh. Still, we shan't give up, shall we.

Do we have to look up the YouTube links for ourselves now!! What does "art de pan" mean? It's nice. Wonder if I'll ever get around to standing inside that head of hers... anyone been there? Well jno obviously but the rest of yous? I like your new avatar Vinny, it's very much like one you had on here only animated, did you do that yourself, somehow?

The operatic attempts I posted earlier, that was Florence Foster Jenkins. More info on that recording and others here (Florence Nightingale sounds like Terry Jones in Monty Python!)

[netibiza]

Morning all

Vinny I love the Art Deco one with the Queen Victoria. Ab Fab! You are very talented.