Good sleep

[legendis.god]

Had a good sleep last5 night.
Received some intresting emails this morning.

Have you received any nice emails or even snail amil today ?


Its lovely today innit : 0)

[pastafreak]

(sad face)...my inbox was empty this morning....( except for the usual freecycle EMs ) but I wouldn't mind a nice EM....or 2 or 3.
Glad to hear you are better.......hope the day goes well-lol ....

Off to work now.....ooo-how I love Mondays!

[legendis.god]

and monty woke me last night

[redcrx]

had a couple of amusing emails, one of which is from my brother who had a venomous snake in his basement of new house. Apparently Im not to tell my mum

[funnygirl]

Hi Leg,

Glad to see you're better and in top form!!

[chicho,bird2]

ha ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
did you wet yoursel then

so funny it was

good morning
leg

monty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[dustinmyeye]

im like pastabake i only had freecycle emails.

it isnt a lovely day here , the rain is lashing down and ive already had to get changed as i was all wet.

glad you are feeling better legend

[legendis.god]

Lusty dusty i got your piccy

and i must say
id share a bottle with you any time

if only you were here

oooohh la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa





Oi monty i was asleep ya mad bint

[chicho,bird2]

tough

i wasnt

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[legendis.god]

kleggy be careful wot u say

or youll be reported by mary whitehouse


lol


is that a euphanism

?

whitehouse?

[legendis.god]

funny thing is

i dont particularly likle cinnamon ??



lol



bleep bleep bleep





monty ill kick ur ass in march for sure


ooops i mean donkey lol

[dustinmyeye]

chicho,bird2
Mon 17/11/08
11:29 tough

i wasnt

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


hahaha thats you told legend lol

[chicho,bird2]

will it be
wearing grass skirt

as well

pin it on me tail xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[legendis.god]

Omg dusty monty thinks me and you should get together

Monty have you got a double room going free?

In the pub that is ?

If so maybe i could entice lusty dusty with a few bevvvys ?


lol




whatcha reckon monts ?????�?�?�?

[dustinmyeye]

chicho hasnt said anything of the sort legend are you just making things up now because you want me lol

[daniela31]

oh ..........perleeese you two......get a room for gids sake!!

[smudge]

Just been catching up with this mornings emails & this is just one of them I rec'd:

A GYNECOLOGIST STORY�

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish
as she visited her gynecologist.

�Come now,� coaxed the doctor,

�you've been seeing me for years!�

�There's nothing you can't tell me.� he stated.

She quickly replied, �This one's kind of strange...�

�Let me be the judge of that,� the Gynecologist replied.

�Well,� she said, �yesterday morning, I went to the bathroom and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet
and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.�

�I see� replied the Doctor.

�That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and
plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.�

�That night,� she went on, �I went again,
plink-plink-plink and there were dimes
and this morning there were quarters !�

�You've got to tell me what's wrong with me,�
she implored��I'm scared out of my wits!�

The gynecologist put a comforting
hand on her shoulder and said:
�There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."

�You are simply going through the change!"

[legendis.god]

She said it on the phone

i was p****n myself and broke ionto a coughing fit when she started talking about licking out a creme egg.

Omg i mustve cried for 5 minutes she is mental as f***


believe me lol

[dustinmyeye]

lol ohman that was terrible lol

[smudge]

Corny or what?!

P.S. I couldn't be bothered to type in tanners, pennies & farthings! lol