Very Stern Looking Ring Bearer

[tiggerblue10]

https://twitter.com/larsonrichard/status/1434615258505785346?s=19

'If anyone know of any pawful impediment.....'

[Mamyalynne]

Stern or mortified?

[tiggerblue10]

Bit of both probably.

[mallyh]

that is just weird

[DTCwordfan]

strange....

On the /'If anyone know of any pawful impediment.....'// there was a brilliant one that came from the youngest sister of the bride and one of the flower girls. When asked, she piped up, "Yes"....

A deathly hush descended over the congregation and the vicar stepped forward and asked the girl, 7 I think she was as to her age, her name and then, " Lucy, What reason do you have?"

Her response, "Surely he knows just how bad her cooking is."

[bookbinder]

...but this the USA, after all!

[rowanwitch]

They were going to have a trained owl but he ate it!

[douglas9401]

This all arose because the cat never learned to read and so accepted the gig on the basis of an oral request.

The fact that it didn't get to perform its party piece, bare its ring, led to the glum face.