Ummm in the absence of not wanting to post anything sordid lol...i will tell the tale of a bloke i went out with once....
I heard on the news about 15 years later that the weirdo did in fact murder his friend with a hatchett....how lucky was i???
in the meantime max, lets hear yours....my mind is ticking over...there is bound to be something that i have done over the years that i can share....apart from hiding a little kids shoes in school when i was 4...and the poor wee lad had to go home in his gym slippers....i never owned up.....feel bad now :-((
Ok ok....My reputation is out the window anyway...lol
One of them was closing the shop I was working in (owner was away on hols!) in the middle of the afternoon while I was having a quickie with my bf in the backroom.....lol
i had a fight with about 100 Nazis at a nightclub in East Germany because they were picking on a Turk, My 5 freinds were not very pleased
we gave it a good go though!
in a chip shop in town my ****** up mate was told that the woman behind the counter was the auntie of his new girlfriend so in his wisdom he dropped his trousers and kegs round his ankles and said