Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once again good evening to you all, has been a mixed week round about hasn't it? Even the weather is undecided, so maybe our little dose of MOFC madness can restore the equilibrium (that's my new tailcock).
Despite the torrential downpours the flood defences on the moat have held up well, thanks in no small part to the work of trusty Alex, for this he gets employee of the week award.
Not sure if ttfn will be calling as I am sure she is once again at her country retreat, doubtless feet up and a glass of Brandy on a salver close by.
For my contribution to tonight's raffle, I have:
Half roll of Anaglypta wallpaper
3 jars of salmon spread
2 Sporks
and a china figurine of the Tower of Pisa.

Tailcocks and nibbles are on the long buffet table in the gallery which has been treated for the rot and is now back in action.

So enjoy and chat away

Mamya ♥

[flicrat]

I've seen loads of people using combs with no teeth.

[flicrat]

No. Miss meg - only two of them as by the time they are in their forties they organise their own - but one makes a contribution of course.The "baby" of the family being a boy, got some respite there!

[alexanderd]

Its livening up in here, good job Matron made a big bowl of tailcocks,

[flicrat]

Sorry, all, got to love you and leave you - the carriage awaits. "Home, James, and don't spare the horses". Hope the drawbridge is down, as doubt they'll clear the moat!

[Mamyalynne]

Alex I feel her Ladyships stravaiging is strategically placed to include saturday evening, funny that!!

Yes nothing but a vat is good enough for my pals, cannot have a dry house.

This music is good too.

[hetherington]

ditto must fly thanks and forward ho!

[Meg]

VAT, good job her ladyship can't hear you, we'd have endless whinging about her HMRC grief.
Nite flicrat, nice to meet you, glad the weddings aren't putting you into service.

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight earlybirds flicrat and heatheris a tone, see you soon I hope.

[alexanderd]

whoops no sooner did the place fill up and they are all going again night night to the early birds, sorry you couldnt stay for the disco

[alexanderd]

right Mamy, Missmeg looks like its a thresome reel Whaheeeey

[Meg]

Alex, do calm yourself. A threesome is not likely. That lot next door are in darkness but there is a lot of rustling in the bushes!!
I think they have heard about the vat. > Meg hides under the table.

[alexanderd]

They can rustle all they like the animals are safely under lock and key tonight,

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear Meg you always bring drama dear, if we stay quiet they may go away. (said in a whisper)

[Mamyalynne]

Urgent mission to attend to back in 15 mins

[alexanderd]

come out from under the table Meg its most unseemly at your age

[Meg]

Okay mamya and alex, me no drama queen, believe me they are out there. If you would rather be left alone I accept that. Tread carefully!!
I am with family in Aberdeen next week, won't be here, unless we all fall out!!
Nite, Nitexx

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear Meg hope you haven't taken the huff, do have a lovely time though family get togethers can be fraught sometimes.

[alexanderd]

Sorry to see you go Missmeg enjoy your trip to Jockland and Lang may yer lum Reek or something

[Mamyalynne]

Oh aye a reeking lum is quite essential in those parts I believe.

[alexanderd]

Dont you mean och aye?