Mad Over 50`s Club is now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence as she dotes on her Dowafer Aunt, may I welcom you to the club.

Things may be a little quiet if people are away or spending family time, but all are welcome and a veritable feast of nibbles are assembled in the lower upper dining hall. A vat of tailcocks is chilling and will be served soon.

As is our usual annual practice there will be an egg decorating competition, the more unusual the better but as usual please keep it clean. A prize will be awarded and this is a super hamper of Eastergoodies including chocs, a toy bunny and of course the two pheasants his Ludship bagged yesterday.

We were to have a talk on ` Teaching Granny to suck Eggs` but Miss Eglantine Zucker has been rushed to casualty with a throat obstruction, so we shall have o make our own fun.

Mamya

[Meg]

Greetings Alex, how are you, me old chucker?

[alexanderd]

Thanks Mamy that toddy went down a treat I am glad that fortune teller isnt here this week, she told me I would meet a tall,dark stranger(which worried me for a start) but on the way home I got stopped on my unicycle by the police for being drunk in charge of a vehicle.I tried to explain that I cant drive it sober but it did no good

[alexanderd]

Hi miss Meg Im fine ,glad to say. The old war wound is playing up a bit but apart from that all is well

[Mamyalynne]

Oh alex did you get points on your uni licence and would you like some tiger balm on that old wound or is it in a delicate area? I am medically trained remember

[alexanderd]

Forgot you were fully qualified Mamy but I think a shot of vodka will do the trick anyway you will have your hands full with his Lordship(if you will pardon the expression)

[Mamyalynne]

OOher Matron LOL, are you doing an egg??

[Meg]

OK, hands up, who has nicked my bunny costume? I need to get back now and if I turn up in this pinny they will put me in a white jacket, again (sigh).

[Mamyalynne]

I will nip up and see if his lud has sneaked off with it ,I did hear a noise on the stairs

[alexanderd]

Thought I might decorate my egg with a picture of the Battle of Trafalger if I can have one of those big ostrich ones.

[Mamyalynne]

Phew that was close, it was Elli she was waving it about with her trunk, afraid your scut is detached and one ear is a bit loose, hope it will get you home safe.

[Mamyalynne]

Alex indeed you can that sounds spendid and may end up in the cabinet with the heirlooms

[alexanderd]

Just seen Ellie chasing a rabbit across the lawn, I hope Miss Meg is a good runner

[Meg]

Thank goodness, bit of superglue will do the trick. We must get Ellie some toys, perhaps a fundraising event could be organised.I suggest catch the penguin in the moat.

[fordward]

have a nice easter girls night night

[askyourgran]

Don't mention moats to me, I'm soaking wet, What the devil have you put in the tailcocks? Move up around the aga sweet, and lend me your bunny cossie please.

[Mamyalynne]

night fordward

come on gran cuddle in

[Meg]

nite nite fordward, mamya and alex. Did I win the hamper, I need the toy bunny?? See you next week.

[Mamyalynne]

we may have to defer awarding prizes as all eggs are not handed in and no celebrity judge has been found

Goodnight all who are wending, I will stoke up the fire for those who remain

[alexanderd]

I thought Prince Eggward was doing the judging or did he have a prior engagement?

[Mamyalynne]

Yes I thinks he`s off in his chopper!! The cheek!!