Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship may be delayed, so I welcome you in. Theres a tray of tailcocks on the hall buffet table and the kettle is on for brews if required.

I shall endeavour to rustle up some raffle prizes after I have stoked the fire and popped the pasties in the Aga.

M

[slinky.kate]

i'm getting confused again,i'd better go and see if my dog is o k

[alexanderd]

I have yellow 3674 is that anywhere near, a resarch assistants job does it pay well (Does it Pay?)

[boxtops]

Kate, can I come with you please? If I can make my way to the gate then I will be OK from there. Either that or I will ask our fragrant hostess to call me a cab, I feel a little discombobulated after so much excitement - I think I have won one of the rain mates!

[boxtops]

.. and PS alexander, payment I think might be in Kind, it's Kind of you to consider it.

[Mamyalynne]

not confusing at all tickets are always colour blue and I have listed the winning colours, take doggy a pasty there are plenty

[alexanderd]

it sounds as if payment is weekly(very weakly) Think I will have another tailcock while I consider it as I am not sure I can fit it in with the moat-cleaning and the allotment

[Mamyalynne]

Have I skipped a page??? are we doing job interviews, milady wont let me go , she depends on me paying my way and I think I`m here for the duration.

[Mamyalynne]

Ah Ads I have read , yes have caught you up now - now a research assistant would be ideal if I could fit it in part time

[boxtops]

Sorry Mamya, a bit of an aside with alexander about small ads, nothing to worry yourself about - I became diverted when on me hols - fascinating stuff for a wet afternoon, we could do a piece on it. Could I use the club phone please to call a cab?

[alexanderd]

phone is out of order boxtop but there are some semaphore flags in the top drawer of the lower upper antechamber

[Mamyalynne]

I could wake the chauffeaur but I think he was in The jo;;y Miller for a liquid lunch again

[Mamyalynne]

A sweet young friend of mine was looking through the lonely hearts and told me she couldn`t believe how many were gluesniffers. I had to point out that "solvent" meant they had money LOL

[boxtops]

I have found a torch which works, I will take my chances in the lane - if I go now I should avoid the non-club revellers staggering around outside the Jolly Whatsit. I take my rainmate and my leave of you all. Nite Nite, and thanks for the pastie - I hope to be here next week. Please give my adieux to her ladyship.

[alexanderd]

I thought gsoh meant glue sniffig or hash

[Mamyalynne]

night boxtops

yes alex I allers thought gsoh was a misprint

[boxtops]

Hash! perked up - are we starting a gardening club in the spring?

[Mamyalynne]

oh yes grow your own and we could make a bit of money to repair the roof, save hislud keep climbing up there and damaging himself. Its costing me a fortune I have to provide my own Tiger balm , which reminds me I better see how he is.

[boxtops]

Nite all, I'm definitely gorn now... I will close the main door quietly, enjoy the rest of your evening!

[alexanderd]

nite Boxtops will try to have fodder from the garden next week if the frost is not too bad

[Mamyalynne]

night boxtops, I have tried recruiting from other departments so may have to freeze the leftover pasties, will have another tailcock though yummy! Hic!