Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, I in my position as ancient retainer and matron and of course cocktail bar manager welcome you all.
Lost property is quite low this week and consists of

half a bag of peanut brittle
3 lace doileys
and a butterfly net

please claim or they will be added to raffle prizes, which so far consist of

12 lavender bath cubes
A foot file
2 40 watt energy saving light bulbs (too dim for me)

[caththecrazy]

we should do some advertising as our membership numbers appear to be dwindling - I know many are locked awa - I mean enjoying a holiday but well some holidays are longer than others

[Meg]

Did Cath say there was a young man on the premises?

[Mamyalynne]

miss meg wigan eh know that rocks

and may i correct liverfoo Bolton is not little but the biggest town in engerland

[alexanderd]

mamyalynne
got to go got an early start tomorow but thanks for a lovely evening and I will inform ladyalex you did a good job(apart from the man locked in the cellar) If I win any raffle prizes will you forward them to the usual adress, the nurse will bring them to me.
Night Night All and Sweet Dreams

[caththecrazy]

there are many young men here Miss Meg seek and ye shall find

[Mamyalynne]

carrust we may have moist moments but tena are our sponsors so no worries there and all our uniforms are from exchange and mart

[Mamyalynne]

night alex have you had your meds

[caththecrazy]

or else we have stolen them from the men inthe cellar - I mean we have borrowed them from I mean we have kindly offered to launder them for the emergency services and the like.....

[tamborine]

phew.....glad you dont know the Popes that was close!

[Meg]

In the absence of Ladyalex I really must make a stance and say rule 16 has been breached. I think carrust is of the male gender and this rule states that no members of the male sex may enter unless wearing a dog collar or a member of the emergency services.

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya of course you can trust me & a tandem!!! Besides i'll stick to the main roads LOL miss meg sorry no can do for your lift to wigan (I get lost anywhere south of Atherton LOL & Tamborine whats POPES ? A pub, club or a family?

[carrust]

Being a young & innocent man, could you please enlighten me on tena? Are they some sort of support garment?

[caththecrazy]

Young man we need more support than mere garmetns can give us - but worry not , never walk around the club house in bare feet and never take your shoes off as soggy socks aren't a good thing.

When you become an old man you will know all about tena and may even welcome them.

[carrust]

I'll come as an emergency male knit nurse...what uniform do they wear?

[Mamyalynne]

OMG tambo you dont mean THOSE Popes do you WOW

[Mamyalynne]

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this is our unifoem this week

[caththecrazy]

http://www.allparty.co.uk/store/G10052.shtml

or maybe this

http://www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp ?ID=952&nav=bc

we will take a vote but we have to abide by rule 7 at all times and if rule 7 is broken we must refer to rule 7

[Mamyalynne]

cathy i need another drink after those two anyone else ready

[tamborine]

drop it mamy.....no more to be said ;)

[Mamyalynne]

will get one of these to fit alfie


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