Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, I in my position as ancient retainer and matron and of course cocktail bar manager welcome you all.
Lost property is quite low this week and consists of

half a bag of peanut brittle
3 lace doileys
and a butterfly net

please claim or they will be added to raffle prizes, which so far consist of

12 lavender bath cubes
A foot file
2 40 watt energy saving light bulbs (too dim for me)

[Mamyalynne]

time for another round of cocktails before we convene
hope the needles aren`t too sharp don`t want any accidents

[tamborine]

knobs can we fit in your car.....the cops trace us from Ellies droppings.....and she's runny just now.

[caththecrazy]

we really should call the ambulance service as we haven't had any paramedics for a few weeks have we? or have we? I can't remember

Pasty and peas? Well we could get the ambulance to pick the chips up on the way?

Not enough sauce in here tonight so we best get some of that tooooooo

How is your knitting going?

[H0NESTKN0BBY]

Hey be carefull with me on here tambo cause I am only a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vbOU_tGJKX8M

.

[Meg]

Is it still that rather cute young man who delivers the chips? He brought some to my care home last week.

[Mamyalynne]

yes miss meg thats the lad and he has a few brothers too

[caththecrazy]

I think he is probably still in your care home miss meg - you know he's not ben seen since... I heard the locals won't deliver there without a police escort...

oh no the bus has arrived from the home of the bewildered duck - mamy hide the cocktail trolley you know what they are like...

[Meg]

Give me the order, I'll ring it through!!

[tamborine]

if you eat my digital's cakes you'll drop off, hallucinate and then we could be revived by the parameds - it's worth it.

[Mamyalynne]

not that lot again they know theyve been barred

[caththecrazy]

I bet you will Miss Meg ....

[Mamyalynne]

wheres our trusty doorman this week huh?

have they gone i`ve turned off all the lights and don`t know wherte i am

[Meg]

Well he wasn't with me Cath but the lady in the next room has had her door locked for 3 days.

If that bewildered lot come anywhere near me I'm calling the police. One of them mugged me last time!!!

[caththecrazy]

I think they aren't as bewildered as they make out - they know where to come for the cocktails chips and men in uniform don't they?

I think they have gone now - the doorman is out the back having a crafty puff

[Mamyalynne]

knew we had cakes didnt know we had puffsa too

[caththecrazy]

Puff the magic dragon - oh no just look at what him and ellie are doing

ELLIE ELLIE NO NO

[tamborine]

I recognise them.....they are police in plain clothes - come for bribes, eh.

Hide the bottles!

[Mamyalynne]

A Dragon ooooh no we had the fire bobbies last week we cant again please get it in the garden by the pond

[Meg]

If they have gone can we turn the lights on now. I've just slipped in a large puddle outside the toilet doors!

[Mamyalynne]

Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyy