too many. But worked as a temp as telephonist for a while.
I was sent to Barclays bank to work on their system, i was shown
into the cubicle, for it was so small you couldnt call it an office, was given the lowdown on the phones etc. All of a sudden the lights went out in the cubicle, to which i uttered my surprise. The response was "sorry the guy who works here usually, is blind so no need for the lights on.... i did stay a few days and they kept the lights on for me.
but that was one of my more bizarre efforts.