Easter

[maggiebee]

*BREAKING NEWS*

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.

The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at Parks and beaches:

Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
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Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing

[iluvmargie]

Blimey maggie, you had me going there for a bit!

[fiction-factory]

Yes, Bobbisox posted this one earlier- word for word (and greengrocer's apostrophe)

[pastafreak]

Hee hee ;))

[gingejbee]

^^Sure it's not "greengrocers' apostrophe"...?

[Prudie]

Sorry maggie and Bobbi but I didn't find that amusing at all. Being kept away from these places is really tough for some people (I mean the people who are abiding by the rules).

[New Judge]

//^^Sure it's not "greengrocers' apostrophe"...?//

Depends how many greengrocers there are.

[gingejbee]

^^quite...and the understanding is that many greengrocers make the same mistake by adding unnecessary apostrophes.

[Theland]

How about incontinents? We deserve a break :-)

[Jordyboy9]

And Jeff Chandler lookalikes,
Nice one maggiebee hope you are well,XX

[vulcan42]

\\ How about incontinents? We deserve a break :-)//

You should try Eastbourne for a break. There's an old saying,
Harwich for the continent, Eastbourne for the incontinent.

[aelmpvw]

looking at the list of exclusions i assume the beaches are going to be packed this easter