Dumb Neighbor

Chipchopper | 12:01 Wed 30th Oct 2019 | Jokes

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My neighbor knows so little about gardening, he thinks, Mow the grass is a Jewish informant and Eartha Kitt is a set of gardening tools.

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What does he think about self raising flour?

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He thinks its a plant that don't need fertilizer.

I'd better not ask about weed.

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You can, its what he smokes in his man cave :-)

I don't want to know about his hoes.

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Thats what he uses to put the barbecue out.

" That's what he uses to put the barbecue out."
Interesting, I use the little wheels that came with it.

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Does he think pruning will help with his constipation?

I wonder what he would make of the dew on the grass?....

He would be very respectful to the dew on the grass. He's not an anti-Semite

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An anti-marmite, perhaps

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