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Jemisa | 00:07 Mon 22nd Apr 2013 | Jokes
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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique fair from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my breasts size forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.
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Oh Jem!
00:30 Mon 22nd Apr 2013
Oh Jem!
Oldie but goody.
Tee-hee, obviously a female mirror.
Haha, love it.
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