Good morning early birds!

[waterboatman]

Wednesday morning, no frost but it looks a bit damp outside. Makes a change!
Have a happy day everyone.

[albaqwerty]

Morning Boaty xx :-)

Snow flurries yesterday and icing on the hills behind us. At least it's stayed there.

How's your shoulder? Meant to ask you yesterday and monday.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Morning Boaty, morning sweetpea -extremely windy, rain/snow falling quite heavily at the moment but the snow not sticking on low lying areas. Couldn't see mountains on my way in but i'm guessing they will be very white. We have quite a number of staff who could get stranded at home if it has been heavy in them thar hills (good excuse for a lie in and a morning with Jeremy Kyle!!)

[albaqwerty]

Morning sweetcheeks x I saw the weather-vile saying the snow was heading south and staying west. We couldn't see the hills across the valley at all yesterday, some bu99er had pinched them.

A morning with JK, oh no-de-no-de-no-de-no no no no, surely your colleagues are a tad more intelligent than that??

[WELSHYORKIE]

Some are, I think, although I do worry about the girls in accounts sometimes - if it's not the soaps it's the Gypsy weddings, and if it's not that then JK does show his ugly mug - especially the 2 that are 3 day weekers (due to kiddies). When they start talking about Homes Under the Hammer, then i'll start to worry!!!

[albaqwerty]

jeepers, Homes under the Hammer, dreadful, Secret Millionaire USA even worse.

A decent giggle may be obtained watching Judge Judy, she's not paid enough !!

[waterboatman]

Morning alba. xxx and Welshie. It rained here yesterday but I think it's dry just now. You have my full permission to hang on to the snow alba! :o}

[albaqwerty]

Thank you Boaty, but that nasty man on the Beeb said it was heading south :-(

Now if Carol had said it......

[WELSHYORKIE]

Albs, I did catch a Judge Judy show last week - best comedy show i've seen for ages. Only in the US of A would you find a*holes like that!!! Claims for a cd that 'he took when he left me and it was mine' - 'no it wasn't' - 'yes, it was' perrrlease, children. Oh, and some name the Yanks give their kids - jeepers, where the hell do they think them up?

[waterboatman]

... I'd accept it! :o}

[albaqwerty]

even if she was wearing her lighthouse dress :-)

Oh I know sweetcheeks, Dawayne was sued by Tashawna and Tashawna's pal is called Missie. It's a hoot. Oh and the playstation was bought for her 2 year old son at a cost of $2000!!!

[waterboatman]

Only in yankee land could it happen!

[albaqwerty]

Oh, Boaty. if only..... JK is a poor imitation :-)

[WELSHYORKIE]

Oh, and that bloody phrase - you know what i'm sayin' - does my bloody coconut in as does the constant shouting over each other. Why can't they have a reasoned argument instaed of slanging matches a la Jerry Springer (now there's a Sunday Sport reporter if ever there was one!)

[waterboatman]

The thing that amuse us! Unreal isn't it! :o}

[albaqwerty]

I loikes a good comedy I do.

Judy 'It's my playpen' 'Put your listening ears on' 'When I'm talking, you don't'
errrr I think I watch too much :-D

[WELSHYORKIE]

Aliens Abducted My Mother and Now She's Pregnant - Typical Jerry Springer Show title - like you say, Boaty, only in Yankland and some of the 'subjects' are sooooooo pretty - half of them look as if they've been hit by a 44 ton truck - twice!!!

[waterboatman]

lol alba. Methinks you is roit me darlin'! :o}

[WELSHYORKIE]

She reminds me of one of my teachers from Grammar School days - mindst you she taught sex education!!

[waterboatman]

That explains a lot! :o}

[albaqwerty]

Sex Ed, jeez, we had a MISS who taught us sex ed. Couldn't quite fathom that one out :-)

You'd be roight Boaty :-D