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marval | 22:27 Wed 14th Dec 2011 | Jokes
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She sends him the following text message

My love

If you're sleeping, send me your dreams

If you're smiling, send me your smile

If you're crying, send me your tears

I love you


He replies:

I'm in the toilet.

What do I send?
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lol who says romance is dead?
22:28 Wed 14th Dec 2011
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Crap joke if you ask my opinion.
22:28 Wed 14th Dec 2011
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She could be taking the pee!
22:30 Wed 14th Dec 2011
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I have heard of wet dreams but this takes the biscuit.....
22:31 Wed 14th Dec 2011
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hee-hee. Like it. Thank goodness you didn't write it in textspeke or I wouldn't have been able to understand it.
22:40 Wed 14th Dec 2011
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I wouldn't understand it either Star
22:41 Wed 14th Dec 2011
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If you're passing a motion, send me emotion.
02:20 Thu 15th Dec 2011

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