And There's More

[Rondy]

I told my wife today that she had the memory of a goldfish.
She was fuming!!
Well for about 3 seconds.
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A friend recently went to Middle Eastern restaurant for dinner.
Sadly, soon after finishing his meal he keeled over and died.
Police suspect hummuside.
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Made a Denture box in pottery lessons today as I needed something to get my teeth into !
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The sign on the shop door said Guide Dogs Welcome.
I was greeted by a golden Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.
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They say nothing is impossible.
Rubbish! I've been doing nothing for years and it is entirely possible.
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I walked into a French bakery and ordered a bread stick.
The baker asked me if I wanted a carrier bag.
I replied, ‘not at the moment’, five minutes later whilst waiting, the baker asked again, do you need a bag yet?
I responded, “Yes please, I'll have ham and cheese”.
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A scammer called me today and said he had all my passwords, so I got a pen and paper and said "Thank God for that, what are they?"

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