It Takes All Sorts....... Time And A Place Etc.

[RATTER15]

http://www.newschicken.com/woman-arrested-for-masturbating-with-sausage-in-asda-toilets/

[mikey4444]

Ratter....it only happens very rarely but....words fail me !

[Jackdaw33]

Shocking! Any decent woman would have gone to Waitrose.

[Prudie]

How disgusting, you'd think she'd at least cook them first.

[Sqad]

I just can't see the big deal here.........i assume it was just one sausage and not multiple sausages?
The modern woman has embraced many aids to orgasms....vibrators, bananas and our sausage ( I hope it was English) is the right size, of firm consistency and covered with a semi-permeable condom like covering which is both smooth and pleasing.

No, sorry......seems natural to me.

[ummmm]

Oh FGS....

[Sqad]

\\\\Shocking! Any decent woman would have gone to Waitrose.\\\

OR Specsavers.

[1ozzy]

She wasn't masturbating, just trying to conceal it. Should have been charged with attempted theft.

[RATTER15]

I could have understood if it was lidl!

[mallyh]

perhaps she misread the recipe for toad in the hole .

[Peter Pedant]

// I just can't see the big deal here.........i assume it was just one sausage and not multiple sausages? //

that is because she wasnt princess margaret ! ter daah

HRH PM didnt have a very good reputation
or as John Bindon might have said - she DID have a reputation hur hur hur
( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bindon)

[1ozzy]

LOL Mallyh.

[Peter Pedant]

she said in her defence
all the customers have sex without paying... why shouldnt I ?

[mikey4444]

I was going to have a nice sausage sandwich for breakfast this morning, but I seem to have gone off the idea now !

[-SharonA-]

Why did she not take a cucumber???

[Old_Geezer]

Wonder if she was intending to purchase; or put back on the shelf. Well I guess for some the risk of getting caught adds an extra thrill; maybe she got her wish.

[HansUrbancka]

And they weren't even labelled as Poke Sausages.

[Svejk]

Wurst story I've read in ages.

[brenda]

Sincerely hope it didn't then become some ones lunch!

[aelmpvw]

were the thermos flasks out of stock?

[Prudie]

she must do her sausages unpricked