Deal Or No Deal?...

Jemisa | 11:57 Wed 03rd Jul 2013 | Jokes

4 Answers

A man met a woman at a hotel. He saw that she was married by the ring on her finger, but decided to try anyways. He approached her, and asked her, "I know you're married, but i want to make you an offer. If you come up to my room, i will throw £200 on the floor and have sex with you until you pick up all the money. Then you can keep the money. Will you do it?"

So the woman said, "Will you let me ask my husband first?" So she called her husband and he told her to try to get the deal up to £300 and to call him when she was done.
The man agreed and they went up to his room. 3 hours later the woman's husband called, and when she answered she was completely out of breath. "What happened?" asked her husband.

"That bastard had it all in £1 coins....

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