Viz Craptic

[maurice]

Does anyone have anything for certain in the top left quarter? Completely stuck there!

[Mamyalynne]

Presuming you have also posted the clues elsewhere(as I have just seen)....you have not given any letter counts.

[maurice]

Hi, mamyalynne! Cleverly spotted! I didn't want to commit an act of public indecency by publishing those naughty clues themselves: only discovered the mag & puzzle tonite (see other forum) -- was hoping s'one like you might be familiar with the thing! So the word-lengths won't in themselves help you any further, will they??!! It's the latest issue, I presume.Was astounded to read it was once the thgird most popular mag in Britain! I fear my obscenities vocab may be very outdated (or just not in- or extensive enough...)
After all that can you help at all? Here you can't even buy it in the shops!

[maurice]

@ mamyalynne: those were my suggestions, not the (obscene) clues -- have we misunderstood one another?

[MarkRae]

Well, most people who can help you won't have a copy of this crossword in front of them so, one way or another, you're going to have to find a way of posting the clues!

There is a swear filter on here which is easily bypassed, but I don't advise you to try to do that...

[bibblebub]

how much does Viz cost these days?

[MarkRae]

£2.50, I think. I have mine on subscription.

[bibblebub]

ta, i might buy a copy if i see one

[maurice]

All solved, without breaking the obscenity laws!