hang on a minute

[squirelpoo]

whats all this about

[dunlop]

eh?

[bernardo]

This country has been going downhill now ever since treacle pudding lessons for centenarians stopped being compulsory. They should have a short haircut and put them in the army. This country will not be a true democracy until the red, amber and green on traffic lights are replaced by purple, turquoise and beige. Then they might learn. String them up on lamp-posts, that's what I say. It's the only language they understand. At least it might stop the tortoises rampaging through the streets vandalising old ladies.