A guy got on a bus one day

[lindylou16]

and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and let loose a big noisy fart.

Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her "Do you by any chance have today's paper?"

The lady looked at him and said, "No, but the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves."

[Gazza61]

Lol

[society]

It was only gas, what would the leaves be used for? Not like he needed to wipe his butt.

[Bbbananas]

I assume, follow-through?