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Cheating Wives
Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar. Bill says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician." "What makes you think that?" asks Paddy. "Well the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
Simon then says: "Same with me! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber." "The other day I found a wrench under the bed and that wasn't mine."
"That's all three of us then," says Paddy: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Bill and Simon look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
Simon then says: "Same with me! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber." "The other day I found a wrench under the bed and that wasn't mine."
"That's all three of us then," says Paddy: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Bill and Simon look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
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