SPAM

[maggiebee]

Today I have been offered:

Single Ukraine Ladies
Bigger erections
Fake Rolex Watches
Online Casino games
Cheating wives
Discreet wife dating in my area
Come to meet swingers
Come and have fun for free
Blow the biggest loads ever?

Now as a mature lady in my 60s I'm really at a loss as to which of these I should try out over Christmas - any suggestions?

[Postdog]

Well looking at the list, I can at least eliminate one for sure.....

[Philtaz]

Lucky you! All I ever get offered is Viagra or the opportunity to gain a medical degree!

[jno]

perhaps Santa will bring you a spam filter

[snags]

^ Initially I read that as 'a spam fritter'.

[Squitty]

well thats 9 days of christmas covered - I suggest you use the 10th one to rest.

[rowanwitch]

I get Alli
Weightwatchers
RSPB
So all I am is a boring fat birdwatcher

Can I have a couple of your Ukranian ladies please

[paddywak]

I like Spam fritters, in fact I like Spam. It must be all I ate as a kid when it was a nice cheap tinned meat.

[missprim]

Blow the biggest loads ever? What on earth does that mean?

[maggiebee]

Oh missprim, if you don't know I'll leave it to one of our strong men to explain lol

[snags]

missprim... never has there been such a fitting user name...

[mccfluff]

i thought it was triggs or snags going on about spam again

[rowanwitch]

lawks a mussy miss someone needs to give you the sort of chat most of us got in the playground....

[missprim]

I take it from your replies it's something quite rude? I'm not really prim, just a bit naive and not very wordly wise.Oh and I am getting a bit.
Sorry, that should have said I am getting on a bit!!

[mccfluff]

trigs can inform you

[snags]

Indeed... it'll only take him a minute...

[rowanwitch]

Don't worry MissPrim... I worked with a married lady many years ago in a media company we often got free tickets to press showings of movies and she was offered one for what she assumed was a 'religious film' sadly it was Emmanuelle. The same lady asked me what all the fuss about oral sex was (Deep throat was in the news) after all she said 'its only kissing....' I suggested she finished her lunch before I explained....

[mccfluff]

i remember sheila asking us in all innocence what a hairy meat pie was

[rowanwitch]

Its nice that someone can get through life with their mind free of the usual smut and yuk... sadly not many on AB can make that claim I blame Salla