curse

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, i have been having a spell of bad luck recently and have come to the conclusion someone has put a curse on me.
I dunno if i have turned a gypsy away or something,or if someone is just jinxing me, but how do i get rid of a curse?

[zzxxee]

whats happened?

[MrBen5]

All sorts, i cant win at poker (and i am usually the champ), my football coupon was up yesterday until about 5 mins to go. This morning my car is playing up. I could go on.
I just need to know how to lift a curse...

[zzxxee]

find an irish lepricorn and ask them for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow easy...

[sara3]

I've had more cr*p than that to deal with.. it's life, not a "curse"!

of course, you could always run around your garden naked at midnight, under a full moon. light some candles and burn onion rings, sniff lavender and have a large brandy.

or just have the brandy.

[abstract]

im sorry it was me and its just going to get worse,let me give you my Po box number so we can negotiate how much money you can send me to take it off!

you''ll also need a toad,a full moon a crossroads and various magical herbs( the toad,magical herbs and the map of where to find your nearest suitable crossroads can all be purchased from my online shop) at www.yourgettingscammed.com!

[MrBen5]

Nooo, its not just life Sara.
I know when someone is jinxing me.
I was wondering if anyone knew how to stop it.
I dont believe in all that voodoo crap, but i believe that people can jinx you.
I cant figure out who it is either.

[sara3]

it must be abstract then. send your credit card details to him/her, and the curse will be lifted.

I love a happy ending :o)

[MrBen5]

Not paying for it to be lifted.
I thought there might be someone else this had happened to and they could tell me how they got rid of it.

[abstract]

you dont believe in that voodoocrap,but believe people can jinx you? WTF? thats contridictory is'nt it? a voodoo curse to put bad luck on you is in actual fact a jinx,so YOU DO BELIEVE IN THAT VOODOO CRAP! only way to lift it is if the spell maker lifts it by going to see some kind of voodoo priest!

[MrBen5]

its ok, i think i know who it is.
its ever since i added a certain woman on facebook.
i am gonna delete her and see what happens.
(Its not voodoo thats doing it anyway).

[daniela31]

Spell to lift a curse.

Turn around, click your heels 3 times and say 'I wish I was in Kansas' 3 times.

But watch out for tornados as your house could be destroyed.

[MrBen5]

Do people actually believe that Daniela?
If you cant lift one, can you transfer it?

[daniela31]

Who would you want to transfer it to?????

That's not nice. best just live with the curse than give it to someone else.
:-(

[sleepyj]

where i live is a curse on it .im sure

[imhotep]

I have also come to the conclusion that I have a jinx too.
Although I do the lottery every week, I am forever getting one number away from winning a prize.It's enough to make you scream!!!!! Aaaarrgggh!!
Ooh,I feel better now after screaming.
Sometimes I think,why do I bother entering the lottery???
If and when I do win a lottery prize,it's guaranteed to be just a small prize like a tenner or something like that.
Maybe in this neck of the woods,people are less likely
to win the Lottery jackpot.

[20SilkCut]

Mr Ben....i would say its a combination of life, where you are on 'the wheel of fortune' which continually turns, and the effects of a Full Moon which take place today. You have to take the good things with the bad. If nice things happened to us all the time you would never appreciate them....there needs to be a balance. I wish you good luck in the future. Hope this helps. 20SC. :-)

[joggerjayne]

Mr Ben ... you need one of these ...

http://www.prezzybox.com/products/index.aspx?p id=4173

... then everything will be fine.

[MrBen5]

No way jayne. as i said earlier, i dont believe in voodoo.
But maybe there is some truth in your answer. maybe i need a good woman to poke... :)

[joggerjayne]

Does that mean you'd offer her a pin prick ?

=0)

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, for a woman who gets nothing, i suppose any prick would do ;)