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An octopus walks into a bar and says " Give me any instrument and I'll bet you I can play it". A guy walks over and hands the octopus a guitar. The octopus plays it better than Jimi Hendrix. A second guy asks him to play the piano. The octopus plays better than Elton John! A Scotsman hands him his bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a few minutes looking confused."Can ye no play it?" asks the Scotsman. The octopus replies "Play it! I'm gonna s**g it as soon as i get it's pajamas off!"
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