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[Rondy]

Paediatricians often lose their temper as they have little patients.
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Seems that it has been proven that if you exercise for an hour a day you would live seven years longer. The only problem is that you would have spent them all jogging.
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It is said that money cannot buy happiness. But maybe I'd just like to rent some for a while..
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According to a report, during one match at Brighton Football Club, during half-time the announcer brought onto the pitch a young couple. The lad duly proposed and the gal accepted. Without as much as a hiccup twenty-five thousand fans then chanted, "You don't know what you're doing."
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