There's More

[Rondy]

I've just finished converting my van to electric.
I swapped the diesel engine for the motor from a washing machine.
It wouldn't start at first, until I realised I hadn't shut the door properly!
Then I was able to take it for a quick spin.
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"My friend's just bought a farm"
"Is it arable?"
"No, it's quite nice actually."
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News just in, Beyoncé has announced that she now identifies as a small Japanese tree.
From now on she wants to be known as Beyonsai.
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[Hopkirk]

Yes

[Tubbycoates]

Boring, not at all funny

[jno]

well, let's be having some of your brilliant witticisms, Tubbycoates, I could do with a laugh.

[zebo]

The last one made me chuckle because when my granddaughter had been sailing I asked if she had worn a lifejacket and she said No, they had worn beyonce aids!