Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The mother in law came round for dinner and asked why the dog was staring at her.
I told her it was because she was using his plate.

[murraymints]

EEEK ! snigger

[Bazile]

It's always a win, win , winalot , when the mother in law visits .

[Bazile]

It's a good thing she didn't go into the bathroom , to brush her teeth

[DTCwordfan]

can the MIL use the bathroom, Baz - surely outside in the garden?

[Patsy33]

Don't worry, I'm sure the dog licked it clean

[Ken4155]

I'll bet the MIL cur sed you for it.