Pound Shop

[Rondy]

I went into a bakers yesterday.

"How much for a big doughnut?" I asked..

"A paand" says yer man.

"OK so. How much for this cream cake" I asked.

"A paand" says he.

And so on, and so forth.

"OK", says I "so everything in the shop's a pound then".

"Yes".

"Alright, I'll have a slice of this cake here, then" says I.

"Right you are me old son, that'll be two paaand", says he.

"Hang on a mo", says I, "I thought you said everything was a pound!"

"Ahh, but this is my-dearer-cake!!"

[bobbinwales]

Shame noone responded Rondy as IMO this was pretty good ......normally yours dont raise a smile with me at all ...but this one did