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Rondy | 12:19 Tue 06th Dec 2022 | Jokes
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I said to the missus, "How do we stop the kids from finding their Christmas presents?"

She said, "Put them in the loft."

I said, "That's a bit cruel but I will give it a go. Jackets on kids up you go!"
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A traffic warden left a nice note on my windscreen to let me know I'd parked my car correctly...

It said Parking Fine.
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I was walking down the road last night when I was tripped over by a violin.

It was quickly followed by a bassoon to the face and finally a cello fell on my head.

I reckon It was an orchestrated attack.
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Remember, there are only "3 types of people in this world ...those who can count ..and those who can't.
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