Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

"Doctor, you've got to help me. I can't stop my hands from shaking"

"Do you drink a lot?"

"Not really, I spill most of it."

[murraymints]

snigger

[1ozzy]

But I'm happy meeting people, left or right handed.

[Hopkirk]

Drink problem?
I drink.
I fall over.
S'no problem.

[DTCwordfan]

If you had to have one of Alzheimers or Parkinsons, which would you rather have?

Answer: Parkinsons - Because its better to spill the beer than forget where you put it.

[1ozzy]

Can't possibly agree DT.
It's good to stumble across it later..

[DTCwordfan]

well with Alzheimers, I guess you can enjoy a second or a third as you don't know that you have had one or two already...

[1ozzy]

Or 3 or 4

[DTCwordfan]

I left you that one to finish!

[Spicerack]

Helps you give up smoking. I used to shake all the matches out before I could light me fag.

[1ozzy]

// light me fag//
Please tell me you're a smoker Spicey

[Patsy33]

Lol!..