Nice Car!

[Patsy33]

I pulled up next to a Porsche at the traffic lights.
"Nice car mate", I said. "Must've set you back a fair bit."
"£119,500", he replied with a smug grin on his face.
"Wow, just think", I said. "Another £500 and you could have got some ******* indicators fitted as well!"

[bookbinder]

Car for sale. Good condition. Indicators as new.

[maggiebee]

Nice one Patsy