Family & Relationships2 mins ago
Where Eagles Dare!
A sexually frustrated eagle was flying over the highlands when he spotted a blue tit, he swooped down, there was a flurry of feathers and the blue tit flew on saying "I'm a little tit and I've had a lit bit and I'me happy with life'.
The eagle was not happy.
A bit later the eagle spots a dove. He swoops down again, another flurry of feathers and the dove flies off saying "I'me a little dove and I've had a little love and I 'me happy with life "
The eagle was not happy.
A bit later, flying over a loch, the eagle spots a duck. He swoops, again another flurry of feathers. The eagle flies off with a big smile on his beak and a sad little voice comes up from the loch "I'me a little drake and there's been a big mistake "
The eagle was not happy.
A bit later the eagle spots a dove. He swoops down again, another flurry of feathers and the dove flies off saying "I'me a little dove and I've had a little love and I 'me happy with life "
The eagle was not happy.
A bit later, flying over a loch, the eagle spots a duck. He swoops, again another flurry of feathers. The eagle flies off with a big smile on his beak and a sad little voice comes up from the loch "I'me a little drake and there's been a big mistake "
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