Christmas Is Ruined!

[naomi24]

My husband asked me to get him some new socks today. That's his Christmas surprise bu&&ered! ;o)

[shoota]

Are you sure he said 'sox'?

[Zacs-Master]

You spoil that man. I hope he knows how lucky he is!

[DTCwordfan]

You could always make him sock soup, naomi, my mother tried that....but not for Christmas.

I've written about it in this book - I quote, 'The month also saw a new culinary creation, worthy of a ‘Masterchef’ invention test, the dish an appetizing ‘Sock Soup’ and finished with a glass of her rosé wine thrown into it.'

[Old_Geezer]

https://www.notonthehighstreet.com/sparksanddaughters/product/personalised-men-s-another-pair-of-bloody-xmas-socks

[roopower]

Oh well, you'll have to fall back on the second choice, hankies or a tie

[Mamyalynne]

Soap on a Rope is big again - he won't be expecting that.

[shoota]

Scented candles - real men lurrrve them...

[aelmpvw]

have you lost the mushroom darner he bought for you last christmas?

[Togo]

Don't be silly just get him some socks as per the request and for Christmas get the socks that he hates..... as normal. (^_*)

[shoota]

https://www.farrar-tanner.co.uk/the-great-outdoors-c71/multi-tools-c94/buck-389-canoe-knife-p1172

[Zacs-Master]

Soap on a rope, you say
https://www.bewild.com/products/scented-penis-shaped-soap-on-a-rope

[naomi24]

I know someone who bought his wife an ironing board cover. That wasn't the best Christmas they'd had. :o)

[Mamyalynne]

I was aiming a tad up market Zacs ;-)

[shoota]

Re Zacs:
'Measures 7 Inches long, and is made from pure & safe soap. For external use only.'
Snigger

[aelmpvw]

didn't know you were acquainted with my doris, naomi?

[Togo]

"She who must be obeyed" once asked for a belt and a bag. She wasn't best pleased but the vacuum cleaner was brilliant after.

[naomi24]

aelmpvw, cor, you know how to romance a girl, you old devil you.

[The Builder]

Naomi... just a framed photo of you in your jodhpurs.

He'll appreciate that ;o)

[Rockrose]

Give him a wooden spoon and apron then chain him to the kitchen

[ladybirder]

Damn, that penis-shaped scent on a rope is Out of Stock.