I'd go with gness as fairy godmother (the falling over would be entertaining, anyway). Shoota as Prince Charming... TD as the wicked Stepmother... and Prudie as Cinderella.
I want to audition for the role of Prince Charming but, somehow or other, I feel that I possibly might not get the part. Perhaps I could play one of the Ugly Sisters? (No make-up required!)
Who ca play the Acid Queen??
Oh tidh I’m sick of this two and froing with the enemy
Ignore alert!!!!!
Back to some fun,
I’d have Sparkly as Jack in the Beanstalk
Perhaps we could bring together all those ABers who believe that their favoured political party (whichever one it might be) will plough vastly more money into the NHS (without saying where it will come from) and invite them to audition for the role of The Goose That Lays the Golden Egg?