Christmas Tip

TheDevil | 14:56 Wed 27th Nov 2019 | Jokes

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Wait until the 13th of December before buying anything in regards to Christmas. Because, if Labour win the election, everything is free!

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And Santa is a Red Commie socialist. He'll climb down your chimney and steal it all back.

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Damn commies. Always taking things from those who have earned them.

I don't want to use our old artificial tree this year, I want one of Jezza's magic money trees.

. . . . but if the Tories win, then the turkey will be stuffed with Chlorine from good old Uncle Sam.

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