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Army Sniper Joke 3Rd Attempt

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retrocop | 20:01 Fri 11th Oct 2019 | Jokes
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An Army Sniper goes to a rifle shop to buy a new scope for his gun.

Manager takes out one and says : "This scope is good.YOU can see my house 1 KM up on that hill"

Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: I see a naked man and a naked lady in your house."

Manager looks in the scope & gives two bullets to the sniper:" I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off & the guy's dick"

Sniper looks in the scope again : "Well looks like I can do that with one bullet "
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Avatar Image Deskdiary
Yes - good.

Why 3rd attempt?

Are the AB Nannies displaying their usual over-zealousness?

How do you think they'd like this one?

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your dick up your wife's ***.
20:05 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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A5se
20:05 Fri 11th Oct 2019
Avatar Image TonyV
lol retro
20:05 Fri 11th Oct 2019
Avatar Image Tilly2
Aww!
20:06 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Shame about the first two answers removed. They might of amused me more than the joke. :-)
20:10 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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It would seem, Retro, that there's another sniper lurking around.
20:12 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Maybe retro who will know apart from mods?
20:13 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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I would re-post them retrocop, but frankly in view of the over-zealousness of the AB Nanny, there's no point.

What I would say is that they were no worse than your (very funny) joke. In fact, your joke was worse as it suggests a double killing, whereas the one I posted didn't.

The AN censors feel a double killing is less worthy of censorship than that topic of my joke which was sex!

I don't know about you, but I'd rather be shagged than killed!
20:15 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Lol. We are of one accord. I wonder why I bother . I took the time to type it out freehand as well. :-( We all get fed up with endless C&P don't we ? :-)
20:21 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Well done for getting it to the screen.
20:22 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Blow the lot of them, Retro. ;-)
20:24 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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What's the problem?

Your joke is still there Retro
20:26 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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^^^you can't say 'blow' - the censor will remove that as it's slang for fellatio.
20:26 Fri 11th Oct 2019
Avatar Image david small
My removed comment was totally innocuous. I simply suggest a glass of decent malt.
20:28 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Well, so far, so good, Dd.
20:29 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Now that's a right mouthful - if one believes it.
20:33 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Lol!
20:45 Fri 11th Oct 2019

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