Cyclops

[spathiphyllum]

Cyclops: How do you spell Hawaii?

Wife: Well... You need two I's

Cyclops [Puts down pen]: My life is just a joke to you isn't it Linda!

[Old_Geezer]

:-)

I was with a friend looking in the tailor's window the other day. Particularly liked one of the suits so I said to him, "That's the one I'd get". Next thing I knew Cyclops was knocking hell out of me !

[Patsy33]

LOL!..

[aelmpvw]

what do you call a blind stag?
no idea