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Patsy33 | 21:49 Thu 10th Jan 2019 | Jokes
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Can anyone tell me which page of the bible shows how to turn water into wine?
Just asking for a friend...

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I think I will, Patsy. I'll read my Villa programme, you know 'The Claret and Blue'.
23:31 Thu 10th Jan 2019
Errrr my friend say's that he has searched every page of the bible and I errrrrrm I mean he can't find it.
John 2: 1-11
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It shiraz made me want to read the bible!...
You'll be reading it through ros'e coloured glasses then, Patsy.
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There's no mead for that Tone...
Sorry Patsy, I didn't mean anything by it but hey you know me 'any Port in a storm '.
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Don't worry Tone. Plonk yourself down and have another...
I think I will, Patsy. I'll read my Villa programme, you know 'The Claret and Blue'.
Doncha need a blue nun to assist in this changing from water to wine?
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^^^^lol
Make sure you get the correct Claret, tony. Not like those idiots who produced that there Villa video with 'The' Clarets on the front cover :-) :-)
It'll be the correct Claret, Ken ;-)
Anyhoo I've heard that to do this miracle of changing water into wine it has to be done in a Black Tower.
Just a friendly warning, tony. You don't want to be popping the cork and hearing the strains of 'No Nay Never' :-))
Noooo Ken, it will be the strains of ' And It's Hi Ho Aston Villa'.
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They'll be alright Tone. As long as they don't lose their bottle..
Oi put a cork in it, Patsy.
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Ok. That's vine by me!
I'm very grapeful, Patsy.
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Cava word in your ear Tone?

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