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Look Mum I Can Fly
Paddy goes to the roof of
a tower block , with a budgie under his arm
He jumps off and lay stunned on the ground
What happened asked a passer by
''I don't think much of this bungee jumping '' replied paddy
a tower block , with a budgie under his arm
He jumps off and lay stunned on the ground
What happened asked a passer by
''I don't think much of this bungee jumping '' replied paddy
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You are implying that Irish people are stupid. That is culturally insensitive and discriminatory. Please withdraw your so-called joke and apologise unreservedly. If you do not, me and me right-on friends will find out where you work and picket the place until your are sacked. Then we shall make your life a living hell by picketing your house until such time as you are forced to leave, possibly ending up with you on the street. I don't care. Then, when you are homeless and destitute, I shall go home, safe and comfortable in the knowledge that another 'hateful' person has been sufficiently punished for their thought transgressions.
I am righteous. I am good. I am better than you. I am absolutely convinced that I shall never, ever, be guilty of wrong-think. I am fully compliant and in agreement with the current orthodoxy forever and without question.
My name? It's Mr Smith sir...
You are implying that Irish people are stupid. That is culturally insensitive and discriminatory. Please withdraw your so-called joke and apologise unreservedly. If you do not, me and me right-on friends will find out where you work and picket the place until your are sacked. Then we shall make your life a living hell by picketing your house until such time as you are forced to leave, possibly ending up with you on the street. I don't care. Then, when you are homeless and destitute, I shall go home, safe and comfortable in the knowledge that another 'hateful' person has been sufficiently punished for their thought transgressions.
I am righteous. I am good. I am better than you. I am absolutely convinced that I shall never, ever, be guilty of wrong-think. I am fully compliant and in agreement with the current orthodoxy forever and without question.
My name? It's Mr Smith sir...
Mr Smith. As an Irish person I am glad to see you taking offence on our behalf. I hope you are a registered member of the Society for Taking Offence on Behalf of Others which is currently one of the fastest growing orgs. in the world .
Sadly Bazile rather spoiled his original joke by typing 'bungee jumping' instead of 'budgie jumping' !
Sadly Bazile rather spoiled his original joke by typing 'bungee jumping' instead of 'budgie jumping' !