A Postcard From Mamya ...

[sunny-dave]

I love seaside postcards

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/sgoAAOxyu1BTkCIp/s-l400.jpg

[mccfluff]

you're feeling better then...

[sunny-dave]

Oh Yes - I'm definitely feeling myself this morning ...

[Bazile]

^^^^ Well stop it !!!

[Rockrose]

That will make you go blind SD

[Rockrose]

Or it will rot and drop off!

[aelmpvw]

melon for starters ...

[sunny-dave]

Nooo - half a grapefruit with a glace cherry on the top :)

[aelmpvw]

just a wild guess jordy but i think the answer will be no

[mccfluff]

well

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/10/mans-penis-falls-off-and-rots-after-he-failed-to-see-doctor-7824155/

[mccfluff]

*wonders how many of the chaps are crossing their legs and wincing*

[Mamyalynne]

I see there's no point in marking correspondence 'Private & Confidential' then.

What's the world coming to....in my day...the likes of you...I blame the parents.

M ♥

[rowanwitch]

https://binged.it/2waThJD

Hope this works, for our Scottish members

[Arksided]

He doesn't mention his Scottish member... just his teestimonials.

[rowanwitch]

I reckon that's A come over all unnecessary.

[tonyav]

Well I don't know why but right now I fancy a melon.

[Mamyalynne]

Don't you start.

[tonyav]

snigger