My Maths Teacher

[Voltage]

My Maths Teacher: " now then volty If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

[bookbinder]

...or, maybe just big hands?

[jim360]

Teacher: "If you have three apples and a friend gives you another six apples, what do you have?"

Me: *through stifled tears* "A f-f-friend..."

[Patsy33]

I would've lost me bottle....

[Ellipsis]

Jim: A f-f-friend and five apples in base ate ...

[Garaman]

"Room for another bottle in one hand."