I Tried...

[1ozzy]

...to board a plane with a dead wombat under each arm.
The Stewardess informed me only one carrion was allowed.

[Patsy33]

Aww, that's rotten mate!...

[Shenco]

Did you have a chick-en case also?

[marval]

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

[1ozzy]

I went ahead and boarded the plane.
After all, the stewardess was the one carrying on about it.