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marval | 18:42 Thu 15th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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Police have issued an appeal after receiving complaints from farmers that
their cows are being stolen during the night.


Apparently they are looking for a man with a big moo-stash.
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Avatar Image Baldric

Is he called Pat?
18:43 Thu 15th Sep 2016
Avatar Image frugalfred
I herd about that.
18:44 Thu 15th Sep 2016
Avatar Image Jackdaw33
What a load of bullocks.
18:44 Thu 15th Sep 2016
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He should steer clear....
18:48 Thu 15th Sep 2016
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There are udder distinguishing features of the thief.
18:49 Thu 15th Sep 2016
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My oh has a tash and talks bullocks...
18:50 Thu 15th Sep 2016
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lol @cupid, don't tell the police.
18:51 Thu 15th Sep 2016
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All they need to do is listen carefully for the rustling sound.
21:18 Thu 15th Sep 2016
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Are the police sure it was him, wouldn't want the wrong man branded as a thief.
21:24 Thu 15th Sep 2016
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I wonder where he keeps his stash of moo?
21:26 Thu 15th Sep 2016

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